The UPS man stole my underpants

I decided that today would include the Best of Elton John. I was feelin groovalicious today, what can I say. Every morning this week when the alarm goes off I’ve been saying “I don’t wanna work anymore.” You could call this a complaint, I’m calling it a wish out loud. I’m hoping that if I say it enough it will one day happen. Doesn’t look like it’s coming anytime soon though.

I’ve also decided to nix the new years resolutions. I find that If I do make any, I never follow through. It’s not disappointing to me cuz tons of people do the same damn thing. The only thing I hope for is that the upcoming year will be a good one. I honestly think that it will. I don’t really have anything that’s bringing me down right now that I can’t fix. I’ve already consolidated my debt and though I have a bounced check and a loan I neglected to pay because I was wound up in the holiday, those things can be paid next week without too much penalty. Yes I freaked out at first, but it’s not like this hasn’t happened before. It’s no big deal. It’s not like I don’t get another paycheck next week.

That little girl Julianna has been on my mind all day today. To be born without a face is a terrible thing. She’s so young and sweet, and going through such painful surgery to reconstruct her face is heart breaking to me. She can’t cry, but u can tell when she does and it just rips your insides out. Everytime I think about it I wanna cry. I really hope that one day she’ll be able to live some what of a normal life. It’s just so sad.

Tonight is gunna suck. I don’t really have anything to do. And I can’t even go to the gym because I didn’t pay them for this month yet. At least if I had the internet at home I could google until my fingers hurt.
My Random thoughts at this moment: Kegger at Mila’s for New Years. SWEETNESS. I want a new handbag…like now. I wanna go shopping too. I’m really not in the mood to sit in the car for an hour until Brian gets out of work. I need herbal refreshment. And I really need to get out of this state. Im soooo close to just driving off. If only my car wasn’t such a piece of crap.

And the day just started!

Isn’t it strange how some people can annoy u just by being in your presence? Some people just have “it”. Something just eats at you after a while and u really don’t understand why. I’m pretty patient, and it’s not like I haven’t been in her presence before. Maybe it’s the gremlin that’s making me so bajiggity about it. At one point I was just like “ummm is she going home soon?”. I just don’t know man.

It’s unseasonably nice here for December. I like it though. If it lasts through January I’ll shit myself. Does this mean that the summer is gunna be fantastically hot? God I hope so.

U know what it was yesterday? “Boxing day”…. R u kidding me? what the fuck is that suppose to mean? And yes, of course it’s a Canadian holiday thing. I swear, this is another reason why I need to take over that place. Boxing day….i just cant even comment on it. im so perturbed. Are they suppose to punch people? Do they have boxing matches in big tubs of Canadian geese shit? Who the hell woke up the day after Christmas and decided “Hey! I think we should make todayyy…..boxing day.” U see how they are just all over the place? NO LOGIC WHATSOEVER. All right I can’t do this anymore, I get more pissed off by the minute. I can’t wait to take this calendar off the wall. UGH. I can’t believe im getting so bajiggity again. I’m not letting these fucks ruin my mood today.
BTW – Bought a 99 cent spray thing of Britney Spears’s “Curious”. It smells like a cheap whore on ecstasy at an overcrowded sweaty rave in a musty basement. It gave me an allergic reaction. Not joshin. Don’t buy her crap.

Wow, Santa hates me

Just when ur gearing up for a fab holiday, Santa decides to stab something into ur ass. After the flu, my monthly frenemy and a bounced check...i feel as though i was born to be constantly screwed. Where is that little black raincloud? i bet its following me and i just can't see it.

Or perhaps this will be the last bit of BS before the new year. Maybe the man upstairs wanted to remind me to be better this year.

We'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee